I Just Want to Pee Alone is the New York Times Bestselling collection of over 30 essays from mom bloggers about how to find the funny in motherhood. Guess what? I am one of those bloggers.
Please get your sweet ass a copy and read the heck out of it. If you like it, please tell your friends and family to buy it too. DO NOT loan out your copy. I know that seems like the awesome thing to do, to save people money and share yours. But guess what? They’ll read it while they poop. EVERYONE reads while they poop, you guys. Then they’ll give it back to you with poop germs all over it. So basically, it’s like they’re handing you a pile of poop with some funny words embedded in it. DO NOT LET THAT HAPPEN! Save yourselves. Make them buy their own copy.
If you like the book, please consider going back to whatever site you bought it from and leaving a good review. If you don’t like the book, just stfu. Seriously. Don’t. Tell. Anyone. I’m not kidding. I have an angry hobo army just waiting for me to send them out to kick some ass.
Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you’ll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can’t even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand.
Hasn’t every mother said it before? “I just want to pee alone!”
I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web.
Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Insane in the Mom-Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Baby Sideburns, and Rants From Mommyland, and many more.
BUY IT HERE:
AMAZON: Click here to purchase a paperback copy from Amazon
KINDLE: Click here to purchase for Kindle (via Amazon)
ITUNES: Click here to purchase from iTunes
NOOK, SONY READER, and KOBO: Click here to purchase for your device
HOUSTON AREA READERS: You can purchase the paperback at Blue Willow Bookshop at 14532 Memorial Drive in Houston