March 26, 2015
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- If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if you covered your entire body in rubber cement, I have the answer.
- If I have to do maths to prove I’m human then I’m totally screwed.
- I Think I See Dead People. Seriously. All The Damn Time.
- The Next Part Is Very Important. They Are Going To Take You To The Financing Department And Force You To Buy Enough Corduroy Recliners To Furnish A Hillbilly’s Entire Lawn
- It’s A Hard-Knock Life. But Not As Hard As Prostitution.
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- Some girls stuff their bras. I stuff my pants. Then I Prancercise.
- At Least I'm WEARING Pants! (An ode to moms)
- Me So Pretty: Anatomy of a TV interview part 2.
- And that's how I ended up on Animal Planet
- Square pegs. We may not fit in round holes, but that's okay. Who wants to be in a stupid old...
- Everyone knows I hate chain mail. So if you give me a chain mail it pretty much means that...
- The Chick-Fil-A Bathroom Incident of '07
- An open letter to the person who is stealing my words
- Welcome to Mantopia!
- Maybe if your mom had told you when you were acting like an a-hole, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
- Spiderpocalypse 3. Ya know how usually by the time a movie gets to part 3 it pretty much sucks balls and is nowhere near as shocking or amazing or terrifying as the the first one was? That’s so totally not how this went down. At all.