April 30, 2013
Exciting News! The three blogging amigos from Houston, TX are going to be on a talk show called Great Day Houston. The show is a fixture here in Houston and we are super excited. GDH is a talk show on CBS and get this: It’s LIVE. So….yeah….there’s that. So maybe I shouldn’t do a weird Karate Kid kick that shows way too much of my in-between on this show like I did on Fox News because unlike Fox News it can’t be edited out. Or perhaps I should TOTALLY do a weird Karate Kid kick that shows way too much of my in-between on this show like I did on Fox News because it can’t be edited out. There are big decisions to be made, you guys. And I’m really crappy at making decisions. Not because I can’t decide which decision to make, but because I totally forget what the decision choices are and just end up having no choice but to not make any and seeing where the heck fate takes me.
That’s just how I roll.
So maybe I’ll do something embarrassing or idiotic and maybe I won’t. I’m just gonna go with the flow. But at least I won’t make the Cindy Brady face this time because The Cat won’t be there threatening to face rape me. But with my luck the show will have scheduled some kind of wild animal segment after ours and something even more vicious, like a cranky lemur or a flying squirrel will face rape me instead.
We are going on the show to chat about the book I Just Want To Pee Alone. I am hoping they will also do a segment on menstrual cramps because since I may be having them next Friday I could totally give a real time account of the pain and suffering that menses inflicts. THAT, my friends, would be must see tv.
And GUESS WHAT? You can get tickets to be in the audience! Just call 713-533-5294 or email them at email@example.com to get on the list.
To celebrate our second media whorey appearance on television, I would like to give away another signed copy of our book. THIS TIME it will be signed by all 3 of us here in Houston.
As most of you know, a few weeks ago I participated in the Mighty Mud Dash. (And BTW, I did so with a Frankenpoop foot. In case you missed it, Frankenpoop Foot happened when I sat on the toilet too long and my leg fell asleep like a dead Frankenstein foot then I tried to stand up and rammed it into a doorjamb and severely injured it without feeling a damn thing, and then I fell down without any pants on. And all these weeks later, it is STILL swollen, just FYI.) Even though I was injured I did the race and had a blast doing it. Sure, my foot hated me, and my Dr. once again thinks I am a moron, but oh well. I like to live on the edge.
Toward the end of the run this photo was taken of me and Stephanie. We were looking all thinkery and stuff. Until we saw the photos at the after party, we had no idea that The Hub was in the frame. We especially had no idea that he was giving such an interesting and kinda suspiciously scary look. So for this contest I want you to caption this photo. Be funny, be clever, be creative. Make me laugh and you will win a triple signed copy of our book, I Just Want To Pee Alone. This contest will end Friday, May 3rd at 6 PM and a winner will be announce by Monday the 6th. The winner will have 48 hours after being alerted on this blog and via email that they are the winner. If I receive no response the prize will go to my second choice. If THAT person fails, the prize will go to the third. If THAT person fails I will give the prize to my lawn guy. At the end of your entry please make sure to include your email address or I cannot contact you. Thank you, and good luck!
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