September 5, 2012
So there’s this thing going around on the interwebs lately where people are shaming their dogs. I can’t be sure how it started, or what kind of amazing genius started it, but I could probably find out on google if it weren’t for the fact that I am a lazy turd and I really don’t care that much. What I DO care about is that it is an amazing idea. In case you didn’t know, most animals can’t talk. Sure, some birds can. And sometimes when you are on your morning walk one might corner you in an alley and start flirting with you, and then the very next day trash talk you because you wouldn’t go out with him and nobody will believe you until one of your friends goes on a walk of their own one morning and it happens to them. But most animals? Most animals can’t talk.
Since I was getting such a kick out of this whole shaming business, I decided to do it to The Cat. Let’s face it, if anyone needs shaming, it’s her. She owns up to none of her a-holey behavior, and believe you me, she has lots of a-holey behavior. In keeping with the theme, she was a real jerk about letting me put this sign on her and she had to be held pretty tightly by The Boy. Way to go proving my point, Cat.
|And I refuse to sit still while taking my punishment because I totally think I’m above it.|
After I realized that I was going to need help getting the feline to hold still, I yelled up to The Boy (who was playing video games at the time) and said “Hey! Do you wanna help me shame the cat?” And to be perfectly honest, I totally thought he would ignore me due to the fact that he always ignores everything when he’s playing video games. But not this time. This time he immediately yelled back “SURE!!!” and turned off the game and came running. Admittedly, I was like WTF just happened? Cuz that was highly unusual behavior on his part since I normally have to ask him for help with anything at least 1,296 times and on the 1,297th time use threats to sweeten the pot.
I like this shaming thing. I like it a lot.
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