August 12, 2011
Wow. Yesterday’s post was a bit hyperactive. But sometimes that’s how I roll. And I guess that yesterday was one of those times. The Hub read that post and claimed that it gave him a headache. I was like dude! Welcome to my brain! There’s a reason why I pop Advil like they’re candy, and that -my friend- is it.
Anyways, I am a tad bit more lucid today. Even though I’m slightly buzzed on Skinny ‘Ritas.
Basically I’m writing this short post to let you know two things:
#1) The guy I probably impregnated in high school with the wheat baby DID NOT accept NotPatti’s friend request. AND he blocked her. That’s right. She got blocked. Why? Cuz he’s obviously a douche-nozzle. As one of my FB peeps pointed out, the name NotPatti CLEARLY states that she is, in fact, NOT Patti. So why he wouldn’t accept her request is really a mystery. Everything she posts is totally opposite of what I post. Even her profile photo implicitly states that this person is not Patti Ford.
Now I’m gonna go get my jammies on and watch tv. And probably kick my cat while wearing The Hub’s steel toed boots. (P.S.That is a joke. It’s definitely something NotPatti would do. But I am no NotPatti.)
Here is a picture of a tiny Koala:
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