May 13, 2011
Blogger has gone insane. Sometimes this happens, you guys. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s having trouble at home. Maybe it’s meds need to be adjusted. Maybe it’s having PMS. I don’t know. But what I do know is it’s pissing me off. Yesterday I couldn’t get on it at all. And who knows what I woulda written for you if only Blogger wasn’t being such an a-hole? It was probably gonna be my masterpiece. It was probably gonna be the blog entry that would finally have made Paul Rudd notice me. Thanks a lot Blogger. Thanks for being a dick.
So at least today I can get onto Blogger, but when I did I noticed that for some reason it sent out an old blog to some of my email subscribers. If it was gonna do that I wish it would have at least had the decency to send a good one. But no. It had to go and send a boring one. And not only that, it took the liberty of deleting my last blog about how nerdy Steve is. It’s almost like Blogger and Steve are in some sort of cahoots. Dear Blogger, Did I mention you suck?
Anyway, I apologize for the repeat blog. Even though I shouldn’t, because I had absolutely nothing to do with it. But I am super considerate like that. That’s one of the many reasons I manage to put up with myself.
And also, since it deleted the Nerdy Steve blog I had to re-post it which means you are all gonna get that one in your in-boxes again too. So just ignore it. Or read it again and feel sorry for me. Whatever. What really really super sucks is that Blogger actually deleted it from my records too, so thank God I had it in my inbox still or it woulda just been gone forever and future generations would never know the nerdiness of Steve. And that, my friends, would be an awful shame.
So since I am digging around in Blogger trying to thwart any future conspiracies, I thought it was a good time to post a list of some of the recent phrases that people have typed into google and ended up on my blog:
barefoot to jury duty
crazy mom brains
uses for cat hair
insane mom big brother scream
wife wants sex and ass spanking
moms who are not normal
moms with adhd
menstrual cup love
And I wonder why I attract weirdos…
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