April 11, 2011
So…a lot of you ladies (and a few nosey guys) have been asking me about the Menstrual Cup. You remember, that amazingly awful period funnel that I blogged about last week. In my blog I failed to go into the details of how this is used. I read all about it, of course, cuz I am nothing if not very researchy. I read all the testimonials, all the instructions, etc… But I didn’t tell you guys all that because The Hub is always saying how I don’t have “a line” so I sometimes try to have one, just so I can say that he’s wrong. But I got a million emails asking me for more info and now I have to explain it to you guys anyways. So The Hub is just gonna have to face the facts: The people want to know stuff. The people don’t want me to have a line. The people want bluntness. Even if it’s totally disgusting. And the people obviously don’t know how to use google.
So I found this video on You Tube for you to watch. It will explain a lot, but it will also totally creep you out. And if it doesn’t, then I think you probably have problems.
(By the way, and totally unrelated to this…Earlier today I went through the drive-through at Walgreens to try and order a salad. Cuz I thought it was Chick-Fil-A. And a few minutes ago, after leaning down to high-five my cat because I was proud of the stuff I just did around the house that involved tools and danger and stuff, I totally bumped my head on the corner of a shelf. And now it’s bleeding. And it hurts like balls. So if you don’t hear from me within a few days, assume I’m dead or in a coma and please send help. Yet more reasons why I should not be allowed to do anything alone. Really.)
Now here’s the video. Grab a beer and a big bowl of popcorn and enjoy!
And here’s yet another disturbing video. All I can say is what the hell kind of park are they at? My life would be complete if I were taking an afternoon stroll and saw a puppet show like this going down by the lakeside. What a lovely and informative way to spend an afternoon. Plus, tell me if that Vagina doesn’t look like a pink Punjab with red hammer pants and maybe a championship wrestling belt. And if any of you know where I can get a vagina puppet, please email me ASAP.
Now have a margarita and try to forget you ever saw these.
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